where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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