My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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