i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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