why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
its not stalking. its research.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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