i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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