Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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