I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
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