tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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