And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
