I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
It's just like the Real World with babies
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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