I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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