it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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