Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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