I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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