Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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