If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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