i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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