I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
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