Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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