We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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