Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
Randomize
