Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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