So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
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