She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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