I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
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She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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