Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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