i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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