You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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