I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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