The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
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...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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