so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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