giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
