my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
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what are you doing with your life
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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