you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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