Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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