You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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