Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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