there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
