Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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