At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
It's never too late to be topless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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