But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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