addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
