I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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