the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
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PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
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Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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