nutella sex= disaster
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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