I'm lost and stupid without you.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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