suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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