I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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