apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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