The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
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she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
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Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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