seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
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Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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