i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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