Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
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My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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