If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
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...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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