It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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