love makes seman taste better
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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