My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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